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Tech
Being a most illuminating treatise on the blessed instruments that transform Python into celestial harmony, as witnessed by this trembling servant of computational enlightenment Prologus: The Great Prophet Guido and the Age of Illumination In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was import this, spoken by Guido van
Humor
A young peasant knocked on my tower door. He was filthy. Desperate. Asking for help. I could have turned him into a toad. I could have cursed his bloodline. I could have set my gargoyles upon him. Instead, I saw potential. I taught him basic levitation. One spell. That'
Humor
In my forty-seven years of serious magical practice, I have witnessed the steady decline of our noble art into what can only be described as assisted mediocrity. The culprit? A single, seemingly innocent spell that has become so ubiquitous that questioning its utility marks one as either a curmudgeon or
Humor
As someone with both high-level magic skills and years of dungeon crawling experience, I regularly get messages from first-time party leaders and wannabe adventurer-entrepreneurs. These conversations follow a predictable pattern that's worth documenting, especially since the recent Magic Item crafting boom has made everyone think they can lead